Literary Ales
Song against an Arthropod

A song of praise upon the occasion of Heather killing a solifuge: Eremobates pallipes.

1 Long have you hidden from the sun,

hiding in dark unknown crevices.

2 Yet you should have stayed hidden longer;

stayed hidden and not met with calamity.

3 Your speed is legendary; 

tales of your quickness are spread on the wind.

4 But in that day your speed did not save you;

you were not able to outrun the aerosol,

aye, the propellant was quicker still. 

5 Into our firstborn’s room you rushed in,

rushed in foolishly, carelessly. 

6 A flower of Scotland espied you;

espied you and decided;

7 she saw your chelicerae and knew,

she understood the threat to her fruit.

8 In a moment this Scottish bloom acted with resolve

emulating the qualities of the national flower,

yea, even the emblem.

9 You saw her and quickly hid,

taking refuge under bureaux.

10 She prepared and waited,

gathering her weapons,

plotting your demise; 

11 She assailed your fortress,

cognizing your defenses would unravel.

(12 Put not your trust in bureaucracies.

Nor in regulations or drawers: 

in these there are no salvation.)

12 Your foresight was short;

myopically you rushed out. 

13 She rained death from above:

toxin from a cylindric vault.

14 You were no match against her attacks.

In pain did you writhe

and your vigor withered.

15 Sing praises to this virtuous woman:

her value is above platinum;

her virtue exceeds the ancients’.

16 Ever is she vigilant in defending her child.

Her husband blesses her aloud.

17 My wife surpasses all women;

her works praise her in the social media. 

“Rarely, Rarely Comest Thou Spirit of Delight” - Reformation21
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Great article on Jesus for the melancholy by Rev. Thomas.

KJB the Movie

In the beginning God created the Heauen and the Earth. Genesis j.1 KJV

For Nativity I got my dad KJB: The King James Bible - The Book that Changed the World (DVD). 

When the DVD arrived I noticed the DVD was loose in the case. Knowing that my dad dislike opening the plastic packaging I decided to do him a favour and open up the DVD sleeve (although I did miss his usual phillipic against hermetically-sealed packages and needing a chainsaw to open the chainsaw required to open a clamshell, nevermind that DVDs aren’t packaged in clamshells; if it’s easy to open, somewhere a packaging engineer lost his job) and checked to see if the disc was scratched. It didn’t appear to be and I put it in the computer to be sure. My wife saw the title and inquired; I advised I was going to watch a few minutes and make sure it played fine. We we both so fixated by the film that it was not until ten minutes later that one of us spoke: I asked her if I should get chairs so we could sit down. She replyed, no, she was going to watch just a few minutes more and go back to what she was doing. Ten minutes later she got us chairs to watch the rest of the film. I believe this is the only movie I’ve stood watching for 20 minutes and am sure that no other movie has so encaptured both of us together for that long.

The movie is narariated by the incomparable John Rhys-Davies in a docudrama format. Many experts appear to give some background information about the Bible or the King behind it. Interspersed with this are reënactments complete with lavish period dress and settings. The film does a splendid job of telling its story and has several extra minutes of interviews with the scholars and John Rhys-Davies as bonus features.

The grace of our Lord Iesus Christ be with you all. Amen. Reuelation xxij.21 KJV

Things Fall Apart
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Remember also your Creator in the days of your youth, before the evil days come and the years draw near of which you will say, “I have no pleasure in them”; before the sun and the light and the moon and the stars are darkened and the clouds return after the rain, in the day when the keepers of the house tremble, and the strong men are bent, and the grinders cease because they are few, and those who look through the windows are dimmed, and the doors on the street are shut—when the sound of the grinding is low, and one rises up at the sound of a bird, and all the daughters of song are brought low—they are afraid also of what is high, and terrors are in the way; the almond tree blossoms, the grasshopper drags itself along, and desire fails, because man is going to his eternal home, and the mourners go about the streets—before the silver cord is snapped, or the golden bowl is broken, or the pitcher is shattered at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern, and the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to God who gave it. Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher; all is vanity.

Thoughts on All Saints’ Day

Today, the Sunday on or after November 1, we observe All Saints’ Day in our churches. This is interesting, because when the Reformed modified the church calendar they wrote our all the named saints’ days. Yet we still have a day set aside for the remembrance of all saints. The Biblical definition of saint has been restored focussing on who is/was sanctified by the Word, in other words a Christian. On this day, not only do we remember saints whose names we know such as the Apostle Paul, Cyprian, Athanasius, the Cappadocian Fathers, Monica, Augustine, Anselm, Thomas Aquinas, Martin and Katie Luther, John Calvin, Peter Martyr Vermigli, Abraham Malpan, Jonathan Edwards, Herman Bavinck, Cornelius Van Til among others, we also remember saints whose names have been lost to history and are now known only to God possibly including a first-century Roman solider who was converted under the teaching of Paul and was later martyred, a second-century Levant farmer who worked the earth and travelled quite a distance to attend church, a third-century builder who despite his imperfect understanding of Christianity suffered for the faith, a fourth-century Persian scribe who translated the definition of Chalcedon, a fifth-century Indian outcast trying to navigate society now that he is casteless, a sixth century unsuccessful missionary to the barbarians, a seventh-century African blacksmith trying to adapt and keep the faith amongst the Muslim invasion, an eighth-century Greek washerwoman trusting God providing for her family, a ninth-century artist working out how Christianity speaks to art, a tenth-century clerk honouring God by keeping honest weights and measures, an eleventh-century German nun brewing beer to support the convent, a twelfth-century misguided crusader, a thirteenth-century French university professor employing faith seeking understanding through reason, a fourteenth-century Venetian merchant managing shipping and donating a tithe to the church, an itinerant fifteenth-century Lollard preacher, a sixteenth-century Swiss printer facilitating the spread of the Reformation, a seventeenth-century Scandinavian cobbler supporting his family while gratefully accepting charity, an eighteenth-century elderly woman struggling to keep the faith while age torments her mind, a nineteenth-century factory owner attempting to remain competitive while making work better for his employees, a twentieth-century American lay elder (presbyter) shepherding a small congregation, and a twenty-first-century Zimbabwean widow trusting in God amidst the ravages of war while raising her children in the faith. But perhaps the retention of All Saints’ Day in the Reformed church calendar has more to do with the faithfulness of God in preserving his Church both using his people to his work and directing history to counteract the saints failing. Praise God that he safeguards and guides his Church.

Herman Bavinck Biography Review
Ron Gleason writes a superb biography: Herman Bavinck: Pastor, Churchman, Statesman, and Theologian. It is the only full-length biography in English about Bavinck and thus the best source of information about him without having to learn Dutch. 
Before I sing the praises of the book allow me a note (okay a minor chord) of discontent. Ron Gleason’s otherwise excellent biography is frustratingly marred by insufficient editing. The first two pages have Herman Bavinck baptized in 1854 over 200 years ago (maybe a future edition of the work fell into my hands). Most distractingly is that Ron Gleason’s editor did not appear to edit for style, and so parts read like a draft. For example ‘vis-à-vis’ is distractingly overused and Gleason overused ‘humanly speaking’ to the point of ridiculousness: ‘…doctors had given up hope of [Bavinck’s colleague and friend Pieter] Biesterveld’s recovery. Bavinck rushed back to Amsterdam but, humanly speaking, arrived one hour too late. Biesterveld was called home to glory at the age of forty-five’ p 365. Gleason does a good job explaining in earlier chapters Bavinck’s belief in the sovereignty of God, so why continue to awkwardly hammer us with it? Strike the phrase or rewrite that ‘Bavinck rushed back to Amsterdam but arrived an hour after his death.’ If anyone from P&R is reading this, I’m willing to do some editing work pro bono so you may evaluate me for the position of an editor. 

But enough about me and my slight discontent with the work. Otherwise, this is a great work. Gleason tells an engaging story of Herman Bavinck and his relation to the Dutch and Reformed worlds. He especially highlights Bavinck and Kuyper’s interaction on various occasions. Gleason presents Bavinck as human, with strengths and weaknesses. 
Ron Gleason chronicles Bavinck’s life from his birth in 1854 to his death in 1921. It tells of his childhood and his decision to choose a liberal seminary to get his degree in theology. It explains the divisions of the Dutch Reformed church and the unification of the theologically conservative churches. It speaks of his role in the Dutch government (he served as the equivalent of a US Senator). When the book comes to a close the account of Herman Bavinck’s long illness and death is particularly poignant. I was almost in tears in the final chapter. 

On a technical side, Gleason has great appendices which give more information about various aspects of Bavinck and his world. He also uses footnotes well, including but not limited to placing them at the bottom of the page instead of having to flip back to see them. 
If you are at all interested in Herman Bavinck or his role in late 19th century and early 20th century Netherlands, pick up this volume; it’ll be well worth your while.
Excerpt from the Christian Tradition: A History of the Development of Doctrine

Tradition is the living faith of the dead; traditionalism is the dead faith of the living.
—Jaroslav Pelikan in The Christian Tradition: A History of the Development of Doctrine, Volume One: The Emergence of the Catholic Tradition (100-600) p. 9

Half an Abortion?

I don’t normally post on abortion: my mind is settled and don’t read much about it. But I found this article to be interesting about selectively aborting one twin. 

The Trinity

I wonder if my communicants class will enjoy this. (8-10 year olds)

Church History in Plain Language (3rd Edition): A Review
Introduction
Church History in Plain Language was mentioned to me as a good resource to acquire a general feel for church history. It is written for laypeople who have little knowledge of the subject. Yet the work, however well-intentioned, has serious flaws. 
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The author, Bruce Shelly, does correctly diagnose, ‘Many Christians today suffer from historical amnesia,’ (p. xv) and uses a clever illustration drawn from Peanuts where Sally Brown introduces the subject of church history with this line, ‘When writing about church history we have to go back begin at the very beginning. Our Pastor was born in 1930’ (September 04, 1975). I applaud his desire to bring church history to laypeople. He writes with an engaging and concise style. However his work has many deficiencies and omissions. 
 
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On the whole, the work is not theological. While he does explain the controversies of the early church and the Reformation, he is less clear about liberal theology and mentions practically nothing about Pentecostalism or liberation theology, and nothing at all is said of neoörthodox theology (although Karl Barth is mentioned in connexion to his resistance to the Nazis). Some of this is a style choice, but it seems that he could have elucidated more theological facets of church history. In discussing the Trinity he is unclear about how the doctrine of the Trinity was formulated and some of his statements can be interpreted as modalism. 
This book contains no central bibliography. This is unconscionable. Writing a work of an introductory nature and not including a bibliography at the end is like saying, ‘I will not present this information to you in an interesting enough way that you’d want to read more about it.’ Now to be fair, he does have a bibliography at the end of each chapter, but its only 5–6 works per chapter and there is a fair amount of overlap between the chapters. 

Shelly also has an idiosyncratic arraignment of indices. He has three, one for people, one for events, and one for movements. The division between movements and events is particularly arbitrary. E.g., fundamentalism appears in the movements index, but the events index has an entry for the modern-fundamentalist controversy. Anything that does not fit with these categories is not indexed, and a great deal of the entries in the index do not list all the relevant pages. I wish publishers would include a digital copy with the book if only for the ability to electronically search.
Furthermore, the book is poorly referenced; there are no footnotes or numbered endnotes. At the back, a section labelled ‘Notes’ references certain quotes and recounted stories, but do not refer to the page in the text. Most grievous is that not all quotes are referenced. In his chapter on Calvin ‘Thrust into the Game’ he quotes Calvin, ‘…[God] has thrust me into the limelight and made me “get into the game” as they say.’ (p 257) Shelly provides no reference. I find it remarkable that the sixteenth-century Calvin uses in one sentence two now-banal phrases referencing objects of the nineteenth century; I guess they were not at all banal when Calvin wrote. Reader, I do not need to tell you that Shelly named his chapter after the phrase (and made much ado about it in the conclusion of the chapter) bespeaks volumes. 

Content
A while ago I reviewed Fischer’s Historians’ Fallacies. Using Fischer’s categories, Shelly is prone to presentism by focusing on historical trends that directly influenced the present, the didactic fallacy by frequently drawing easy conclusion and morals from each period of history, and periodization by dividing history into neat periods. (He does write in his introduction, “Great eras, I know, do not suddenly appear like some unknown comet from the skies. In each age we find residue of the past and germs of the future,” [p. xvi] but then proceeds not to illustrate this throughout his work.) 

In writing a history (particularly a one-volume history) one must omit people and events, not least because one hasn’t space for the entire period in a set number of volumes. The Apostle John realized this when he wrote, ‘Now there are also many other things that Jesus did. Were every one of them to be written, I suppose that the world itself could not contain the books that would be written.’ (John 21.25) But there is a quantitative difference between omitting a relatively minor figure like John Œcolampad and a more influential figure like Aimee Semple McPherson (both omitted from this work). A partial list of people who I believe ought to have been included but were not include Abraham Kuyper, Herman Bavinck, B. B. Warfield, Bonadventure, à Kempis, etc. Several others have only a few lines mentioning them: James Arminius has one line about him filtered through the era of the Wesley brothers. ‘The name [Arminianism] came from Jacob Arminius (1560–1609), a Dutch professor who tried to modify the Calvinism of his time. [John] Wesley felt no special debt to Arminius, but he did staunchly oppose Calvin’s doctrine of predestination.’ (p 338) How’s that again‽ Another example is Charles Finney, who is only mentioned for his antislavery stance. Concerning his omission of movements, the Dutch Futher Reformation (Nadere Reformatie) is missing; well, almost all the history of Christianity in the Netherlands is absent. Bruce Shelly focuses on Africa a bit until Augustine and then very little is said of the continent except for a few lines about Francis Xavier. He then skips from that to modern times. The book is very Anglo-American centric with a lengthy section on Cardinal Newman (from which I learnt a lot) and references to J. R. R. Tolkien. 
The authors treatment of India is confusing at best. He mentions the Apostle Thomas may have made it to India in the first century, but when discussing the Nestorians suggests they established the a church in India. He does mention the Eutychians established an additional Indian church. However when he recounts Francis Xavier’s story, he intimates that he was the first to preach Christianity to India. Later when he’s discussing the twentieth or twenty-first century (not in the index and I was unable to source it) he mentions Mar Thoma Christians but gives no context of their origins. 

Conclusion
Although the book reads like a novel and is easily accessible, I cannot recommend it. It is unbalanced in focus, poorly referenced, and propagates historical fallacies making it nigh unusable for students of history.